This story is an oldie but a goodie. Thanks! Larry.
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From: SlowBoy [mailto:slowboy@cox.net]
Sent: Wednesday, August 14, 2002 8:46 PM
To: datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net
Subject: Safety Brief
Anyone in Crestview, FL ? This was forwarded to me.
> Here's your weekly safety brief: Be careful what you wear (or don't
> wear),
>
> when working under your vehicle....especially in public!
>
> From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
> couple that drove their car to WalMart only to have their car
> break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
> shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife
> returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
> inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
> chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
> private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
> embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
> shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining
> her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
> husband who was standing idly by.
>
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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