That made me laugh out loud... even as tired as I am... funny! Thanks
Greg Burrows
SlowBoy wrote:
> Anyone in Crestview, FL ? This was forwarded to me.
>
> > Here's your weekly safety brief: Be careful what you wear (or don't
> > wear),
> >
> > when working under your vehicle....especially in public!
> >
> > From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
> > couple that drove their car to WalMart only to have their car
> > break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
> > shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife
> > returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
> > inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
> > chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
> > private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
> > embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
> > shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining
> > her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
> > husband who was standing idly by.
> >
> > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
>
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