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Safety Brief

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Subject: Safety Brief
From: "SlowBoy" <slowboy@cox.net>
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 19:46:29 -0700
Anyone in Crestview, FL ?  This was forwarded to me.


>  Here's your weekly safety brief: Be careful what you wear (or don't
> wear),
>
>  when working under your vehicle....especially in public!
>
>  From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
>  couple that drove their car to WalMart only to have their car
>  break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
>  shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife
>  returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
>  inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
>  chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
>  private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
>  embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
>  shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining
>  her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
>  husband who was standing idly by.
>
>  The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.


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