Subject: Banjo Student/et al
Author: Ronald LHerault <lherault@acs.bu.edu>
Date: 10/13/94 7:19 AM
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>I'm a fan of trad Jazz as are oter NET members who I know so I thought
>I'd pass this along.
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>What is the difference between a banjo and a lawyer?
>Somtimes you need a lawyer.
As a banjo player, I resemble that remark!
What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
If you drop a banjo and an accordian from atop the Empire State Building,
which one will land first?
Who cares?
How do you know if the stage is level at a bluegrass concert?
The drool comes out of both sides of the banjo player's mouth.
And on, and on....
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>Now for lbc content. Has anyone ever given over their car to a
>vocational
>technical school as a body shop project? Seems like it would be a
>relatively inexpensive way to get the body done over.
And it will confirm that old adage: You get what you pay for!
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>Ron L'Herault
Larry
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