I am gonna hate myself for this later, but for now I just couldn't resist:
Lydia, fair Lydia
of lineage Gregoret,
Spare us a moment for
this enlightening sonnet.
Forgive us our failing
for flesh and metal we lust,
but never doubt for a moment
given a choice, we'll take rust.
You see we have learned
through the years that we pined,
that women, of course,
are Lucas designed!!
(OK, so much for poking fun at the competition between the sexes. For the
record, I want everyone to know that I agree completely with Lydia's and
TeriAnn's comments. Apparently there are still a few out there that missed
the wake up call for the nineties! End of sermonette.)
>>was running very good... a fine little filly drove by and I did not get
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Puh-leeeze!
>
>>next crossroad and begin the unfolding process. If only I had thought
>>with the bigger head and smaller brain I would not have had this
>>problem, and I would have ignored that fine little honey.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Serves you right, you drooling ogler! I'll say you need some spare
>parts! ;-)
>
>I guess you could argue that I could report all of my gorgeous hunk
>sightings and you all wouldn't complain, but something about calling a
>woman a horse irks me. In fact, this whole chase scene reeks a little
>of objectification. I'd rather not read stuff like this on this list.
>
>Thanks,
>Lydia Gregoret
>lydia@rosa.mit.edu
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