Oh My God
This is so Funny!! I am still laughing!!
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> From: barry Spencer <bspencer@tsoft.com>
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> Subject: Fw: OIL CHANGE
> Date: March 20, 2000 9:54 AM
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> >From: "Heidi Hausauer" <DrHeidi@email.msn.com>
> >To: "barry Spencer" <bspencer@tsoft.com>
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> > "Jesus Villarreal" <jesvilla@gte.net>
> >Subject: Fw: OIL CHANGE
> >Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 22:10:15 -0800
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> >Date: Sunday, March 19, 2000 1:33 PM
> >Subject: OIL CHANGE
> >
> >
> >>How Women Change Their Oil:
> >>
> >>1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube at 3000 miles since the last oil change.
> >>
> >> 2. Drink a cup of coffee.
> >>
> >> 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
maintained
> >>vehicle.
> >>
> >>
> >>How Men Change Their Oil:
> >>
> >>1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil,
> >>filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree.
> >>
> >> 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking
back
> >>to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
> >>
> >>3. Open a beer and drink it.
> >>
> >>4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
> >>
> >>5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
> >>
> >>6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
> >>
> >>7. Place drain pan under engine.
> >>
> >>8. Look for 13mm box end wrench.
> >>
> >>9. Give up and use pliers.
> >>
> >>10. Unscrew drain plug.
> >>
> >>11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in the
process.
> >>
> >>12. Clean up
> >>
> >>13. Have another beer while oil is draining.
> >>
> >>14. Look for oil filter wrench.
> >>
> >>15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips head screwdriver and twist
it
> >off.
> >>
> >>16. Beer.
> >>
> >>17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
> >>
> >>18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car, dump in
> >>hole in back yard.
> >>
> >>19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during Steps 11 and 15.
> >>
> >>20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
> >> 21. Walk to 7-11 and buy beer.
> >>
> >>22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil
to
> >>gasket first.
> >>
> >>23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
> >>
> >>24. Remember drain plug from Step 11.
> >>
> >>25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. Pan is empty - hurry to find
> >>drain plug in back yard hole.
> >>
> >>26. Hurry to replace drain plug as last drop of fresh oil drains onto
> >>floor.
> >>
> >>27. Slip with pliers and bang knuckles on frame.
> >>
> >>28. Bang head on bumper in reaction.
> >>
> >> 29. Begin cussing fit.
> >>
> >>30. Throw pliers.
> >>
> >>31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because pliers hit Miss
December(1992).
> >>
> >>32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
> >>
> >>33. Beer.
> >>
> >>34. Beer.
> >>
> >>35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
> >>
> >>36. Beer.
> >>
> >>37. Lower car from jack stands
> >>
> >>38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands
> >>
> >>39. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled
during
> >>Step 26.
> >>
> >>40. Drive car 1/2 quart low for 7000 miles when it'll be time for
another
> >>oil change
> >>
> >>*********
> >>
> >
> >
> >
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