Gag! Hack! Cough! Thunk! (falls on floor) Ack! Tthp! (rolls and
wriths)
Is Jay Mitchell a psuedonym for Rogin Williams?
I'm going to wake up in the night laughing about this one!
Jon FP 73
On Fri, 23 Jun 2000 20:14:30 -0700 Jay Mitchell
<jemitchell@compuserve.com> writes:
> National Tour Entry Form
>
> Note: If you're filling out this form, there's really very little
> (and
> we mean VERY little) chance you will be allowed to enter, because we
> have already invited everybody (and we really mean EVERYbody) who
> has
> any business running in a National Tour. However, if you insist on
> thinking wishfully, fill out this form and send it to us, and if we
> just
> can't manage to get enough REAL drivers to enter your class, we'll
> let
> you know. And we really mean WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. Don't call us.
> Don't
> write us. And especially don't email us or even THINK of mentioning
> this
> on team.net, because we're watching. If you piss us off, you can
> just
> kiss your chances of ever entering a major event goodbye.
>
> NAME_________________________
>
> What was that name again?_____________________________
>
> Are you sure? We've never heard of you. Please provide three
> references
> who are somebody:
>
> 1_______________________________________
>
> 2_______________________________________
>
> 3_______________________________________
>
> Address_________________________________
>
> Phone___________________________________
>
> Car Make___________ Model_____________ Year
>
> Make of Tires (like it matters)______________
>
> National trophies won (which we know you haven't, since we didn't
> invite
> you)_____
>
> Notable Solo II Accomplishments (try to make us laugh, it's your
> best
> shot)_
>
> List Sponsors and amounts they will be paying us ___________________
>
> Attach Complete Resume
>
> Mail us the form - there's no rush, really - and we'll, ahhh, file
> it.
> Yeah, that's it, it'll be in the, uhhh, file.
>
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