I was going to fill out the form but my ink kept disappearing on the page.
I think the lack of an address to mail to makes this another conspiracy.
in HIS grace thru Jesus,
Don
>From: Jay Mitchell <jemitchell@compuserve.com>
>Reply-To: Jay Mitchell <jemitchell@compuserve.com>
>To: autox@autox.team.net
>Subject: SCCA National Tour Entry Form for 2001
>Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 20:14:30 -0700
>
>National Tour Entry Form
>
>Note: If you're filling out this form, there's really very little (and
>we mean VERY little) chance you will be allowed to enter, because we
>have already invited everybody (and we really mean EVERYbody) who has
>any business running in a National Tour. However, if you insist on
>thinking wishfully, fill out this form and send it to us, and if we just
>can't manage to get enough REAL drivers to enter your class, we'll let
>you know. And we really mean WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. Don't call us. Don't
>write us. And especially don't email us or even THINK of mentioning this
>on team.net, because we're watching. If you piss us off, you can just
>kiss your chances of ever entering a major event goodbye.
>
>NAME_________________________
>
>What was that name again?_____________________________
>
>Are you sure? We've never heard of you. Please provide three references
>who are somebody:
>
>1_______________________________________
>
>2_______________________________________
>
>3_______________________________________
>
>Address_________________________________
>
>Phone___________________________________
>
>Car Make___________ Model_____________ Year
>
>Make of Tires (like it matters)______________
>
>National trophies won (which we know you haven't, since we didn't invite
>you)_____
>
>Notable Solo II Accomplishments (try to make us laugh, it's your best
>shot)_
>
>List Sponsors and amounts they will be paying us ___________________
>
>Attach Complete Resume
>
>Mail us the form - there's no rush, really - and we'll, ahhh, file it.
>Yeah, that's it, it'll be in the, uhhh, file.
>
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