A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which
place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a
tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker challenged
him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaii
woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a
tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker
expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the
tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California
woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker
was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the
tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
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