>Subject: Funny Signs
>
>Septic Tank Truck sign reads:
>"We're #1 in the #2 business".
>
>
>At a military hospital-door to endoscopies:
>"To expedite your visit please back in."
>
>
>On a Plumbers truck:
>"We repair what your husband fixed."
>
>
>On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
>"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
>
>
>Pizza shop slogan:
>"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
>
>
>At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
>"Invite us to your next blowout."
>
>
>At a towing company:
>"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
>
>
>On an electrician's truck:
>"Let us remove your shorts."
>
>
>In a nonsmoking area:
>"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
>action."
>
>
>On a maternity room door:
>"Push.. Push. Push."
>
>
>At an optometrist's office:
>"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
>place.."
>
>
>On a taxidermist's window:
>"We really know our stuff."
>
>
>In a podiatrist's office:
>"Time wounds all heels."
>
>
>On a fence:
>"Salesmen welcome!
>Dog food is expensive."
>
>
>At a car dealership:
>"The best way to get back on your feet -
>miss a car payment."
>
>
>Outside a muffler shop:
>"No appointment necessary.
>We hear you coming."
>
>
>In a veterinarian's waiting room:
>"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>
>
>At the electric company:
>"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you
>don't, you will be."
>
>
>In a restaurant window:
>"Don't stand there and be hungry ..
>Come on in and get fed up."
>
>
>In the front yard of a funeral home:
>"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>
>
>At a propane filling station,
>"Tank heaven for little grills."
>
>
>And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
>"Best place in town to take a leak."
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