For Linda-Jeanne

["Irv Korey" <emanteno@attglobal.net>]

> A young brunette goes to the doctor's office and
> says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
> 
> "Impossible," says the doctor, "show me."
> 
> She takes her finger and pushes her elbow
> and screams in agony.  She pushes her knee and screams
> - - pushes her ankle and screams and so
> on.
> 
> The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are
> you?  You're really a blonde."
> 
> She says, "Yes doctor."
> 
> "I thought so," he says.  "Your finger is broken."
> 
>