TEACHING TARZAN ABOUT SEX
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in
trunk
of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how
to
do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground, and spread her legs.
"Here," she said, pointing, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty
kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the
hell
did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
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