> > 1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool sum bitch!
> > 2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
> > 3. Her breasts are just . . . too big!
> > 4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
> > 5. That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody.
> > 6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
> > 7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
> hold
> > your purse.
> > 8. To hell with Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally McBeal.
> > 9. You're right. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take
> you
> > home.
> >
> >
> > 10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
> > 11. I love those ear-rings, don't you?
> > 12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
> > 13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
> > 14. Do you think your teenage brother would like to play golf
tomorrow?
> > 15. No way, you weeded the garden last week.; It's my turn.
> > 16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at
> them
> > any more.
> > 17. I understand.
> > 18. This movie has way too much nudity.
> > 19. Oh darn. We're late for church!
> > 20. No, I do not want to see your sister's breasts.
> >
> >
> > 21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
> > 22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake!
> > 23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's
Secret
> > Model!!
> > 24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
> > 25. Happy Anniversary!!!
> > 26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday??
> > 27. Can't we just spend the evening talking tonight?
> > 28. Gay men have rights too!
> > 29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
> > 30. Are you losing weight sweetie??
> >
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