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WHITE: Well now shit!...they have to go get the guy who spun out,
blew his engine and ran out of gas (because his crew screw forgot to
fill the tank with cam 2) and now Billy Bob and his friend Ted are out on
the track with their tow truck. Don’t hit this dude but go ahead and
keep racing anyway
RED: Holy shit, stop!....the guy who was looking at Boobie Jo’s tits
hanging out over the fence while she was taking pictures,just hit Billy Bob’s
4 ton tow truck with his 1k lb Porche because he
was distracted. And he’s rolled the car over on its back like a turtle. If he
didn’t catch on fire, he will probably be ball-less from the seatbelts.
So, you’ve gotta pull over and stop and hope the car dosn’t overheat from
sitting without a cool off lap. Otherwise Billy Bob will be coming to get you
too, and now he's pissed because his shiny new red tow truck has a Porche
insignia imbedded in it.
BLUE WITH YELLOW STRIPE: The guy with the $200K Ferrari is just a tad
faster than your $10k Sprite, and in about 3 seconds is going to be putting
a 400 horsepower engine up your ass if you don’t watch out...now...the
guy will end up like the Porche if he isn’t careful because its HIS
responsibility to
not have an accident just because his ego is bigger than his
car. Besides,.your Sprite is just about as fast in the upcoming corner anyway
so he's going to have to wait a sec for you to drive your line and point
him around ..(‘So there Mr. ego in you Ferrari!")
BLACK: OK, so you were an asshole at the green flag and now you gotta
come in and get your hand slapped,..or maybe you got hyper and went off
track and they just want to look under your car for the corner worker you just
hit..(his leg is caught around your exhaust pipe)
furled flag pointed at you...OK, I saw you try and ram that big Ferrari
up that poor little Sprite’s ass, and if you do it again were gonna have
a little chat!
BLACK WITH RED CIRCLE: Also known as the Meatball flag:Hey, Dickhead do
you know that you have been trailing oil all over the track for the
last half a lap?..That smoke coming from under your car is a fire and all
the guys who slipped in the oil you just laid down are gonna kick your
ass unless you come in and fix it right now.
CHECKER: YYYYEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA! you just
Finished!..(what so soon?..I wanna go again!)! "Well that was a great orgasm,
honey"
you say to your car. Now its time to cool her down for a lap, grab a
brew and tell some lies about why you had to let
that slower Ferrari pass you. Then collect a hug from the crew screw who is
just happy you are back in one piece.
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WHITE: Well now shit!...they have to go get the guy who spun out, <BR><BR>blew
his engine and ran out of gas (because his crew screw forgot to <BR><BR>fill
the tank with cam 2) and now Billy Bob and his friend Ted are out on
<BR><BR>the track with their tow truck. Don’t hit this dude but go ahead and
<BR><BR>keep racing anyway<BR><BR><BR><BR>RED: Holy shit, stop!....the guy who
was looking at Boobie Jo’s tits <BR><BR>hanging out over the fence while she
was taking pictures,just hit Billy Bob’s <BR><BR>4 ton tow truck with his 1k lb
Porche because he <BR><BR>was distracted. And he’s rolled the car over on its
back like a turtle. If he
<BR>didn’t catch on fire, he will probably be ball-less from the seatbelts.
<BR><BR>So, you’ve gotta pull over and stop and hope the car dosn’t overheat
from <BR><BR>sitting without a cool off lap. Otherwise Billy Bob will be
coming to get you <BR><BR>too, and now he's pissed because his shiny new red
tow truck has a Porche <BR><BR>insignia imbedded in it.<BR><BR><BR><BR>BLUE
WITH YELLOW STRIPE: The guy with the $200K Ferrari is just a tad <BR><BR>faster
than your $10k Sprite, and in about 3 seconds is going to be putting <BR><BR>a
400 horsepower engine up your ass if you don’t watch out...now...the
<BR><BR>guy will end up like the Porche if he isn’t careful because its HIS
<BR><BR>responsibility to <BR><BR>not have an accident just because his ego is
bigger than his <BR><BR>car. Besides,.your Sprite is just about as fast
in the upcoming corner anyway <BR><BR>so he's going to have to wait a sec for
you to drive your line and point <BR><BR>him around ..(‘So there Mr. ego in you
Ferrari!")<BR><BR><BR><BR>BLACK: OK, so you were an asshole at the green flag
and now you gotta <BR><BR>come in and get your hand slapped,..or maybe you got
hyper and went off <BR><BR>track and they just want to look under your car for
the corner worker you just <BR><BR>hit..(his leg is caught around your exhaust
pipe)<BR><BR>furled flag pointed at you...OK, I saw you try and ram that big
Ferrari <BR><BR>up that poor little Sprite’s ass, and if you do it again were
gonna have <BR><BR>a little chat!<BR><BR><BR><BR>BLACK WITH RED CIRCLE: Also
known as the Meatball flag:Hey, Dickhead do <BR><BR>you know that you have been
trailing oil all over the track for the <BR><BR>last half a lap?..That smoke
coming from under your car is a fire and all <BR><BR>the guys who slipped in
the oil you just laid down are gonna kick your <BR><BR>ass unless you come in
and fix it right now.<BR><BR><BR><BR>CHECKER: YYYYEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA! you just
<BR><BR>Finished!..(what so soon?..I wanna go again!)! "Well that was a great
orgasm, honey"<BR><BR>you say to your car. Now its time to cool her down for a
lap, grab a <BR><BR>brew and tell some lies about why you had to let
<BR><BR>that slower Ferrari pass you. Then collect a hug from the crew
screw who is <BR><BR>just happy you are back in one piece. <BR><p><br><hr
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