All this talk of wheels coming off, and then today, I read this joke. It
must be fate.
One day, a little boy was pulling his wagon past a
church. While the preacher was standing outside,
one of the wheels fell off the wagon. ?God damn!?
shouted the boy. The preacher said, ?Son, don?t
say that, say ?God bless.?? The boy put the wheel
back on the wagon and went home.
The next day, the little boy went past the church with the preacher
outside. Two wheels fell off and the boy shouted, ?God damn!? Again
the preacher said, ?Son, don?t say that, say ?God bless.?? The boy
put
the wheels on again and goes home.
The next day, the little boy went past the church, again with the
preacher outside. Three wheels fell off and the boy shouted, ?God
damn!? Again the preacher said, ?Son, don?t say that, say ?God
bless.??
The boy put all three wheels back on his wagon and goes home.
On the fourth day, the little boy passed the church. The preacher was
standing outside and all four wheels fell off the wagon. The boy
looked
at the wagon and said, ?God bless.? Suddenly, all four wheels jumped
back on the wagon and the preacher said, ?GOD DAMN!
Calvin (space available) Krug
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