You guys sound like you are all from Philadelphia with all the brotherly
love crap I read into this, can't wait to meet up with you guys soon.
Bob
-----Original Message-----
From: Wm. Severin Thompson [SMTP:wsthompson@thicko.com]
Sent: Friday, June 09, 2000 2:23 PM
To: Thickos
Subject: In the mood for love...
Thickos one and all,
See what kind of abuse your esteemed Flounder puts up with behind
the
scenes? Read Gary's mail to me below...
Here, the original "cheatin' dog" Gary "Black Bart, the old fart"
Speckman
is pussing out on Blackhawk (maybe because you actually have to step
on the
gas, turn and use the brakes all in one lap?) and what does he do?
Threaten
me with a can-o-whupass on Oct? That's some weak duty shit, Gar.
Everyone
knows that the annual defeat you suffer at IRP is enough to put you
into a
tail-spinning Wisconsin winter long funk. If you indeed are Mr.
Light in his
Loafer's No Show for BH, we will attempt to burn your likeness in
effigy...
that is.. contingent upon finding some long thin Weeping Willow
branches
suitable to be wired together in a lifelike facsimile of you. (ought
to be a
2 second burn, you lightweight pantload you...)
Speaking of "cheatin dogs"... perspiring minds want to know...
Will Jon bring that flared fender cheater orange rolling abortion
this year?
Is it true that Paul (formerly known as "the Counselor" now duly
renamed as
"Otis C." ...not only the striking physical likeness to the Mayberry
citizen... but carrying around the wine bottle around the tent at
IRP sealed
his fate), Fitzsimmons will once again join the "cheatin dog" ranks
with a
1275? Is Gerry (the Scoutmaster... charged, never convicted) Brazil
truly
off in a maximum security prison for repeat offenders? Will Chris
Ducklow
ever have a car that runs the whole season... and what should his
nickname
be? Will Gary (the Grenade) go for 2 races in a row where the parts
inside
the motor stay inside? Will Matty (Guitar) Primack have newfound
speed and a
lighter wallet with his Donato prepared Sprite? Will Roger (Lonely
Fuck)
Heil continue his assault on Group 8? Will Craig "Eddie Haskell"
Bielat be
the same driver with his new eyeglasses, or will it be the carpal
tunnel
syndrome from surfin' all the porn on the net with his newfound
internet
connection that's his undoing? Will Dr. Dreadful find suitable
child care?
Will VSCDA be pissed because more people are at our party than
theirs? Will
their be (read... monsoons here.) a dry spot to park? Will Bill
(Slowhand
/Leadbelly) Dalton ever play a chord... and having said that again,
will the
Flounder pass tech? Will ThickoCrew Don Thompson show up with his
incredible
stable of early 60's restored vintage go karts on display?
Answers to these stories and more next weekend at the Blackhawk
Vintage
Classic (with vintage planes again... yeah!!!)
Team Thicko stickers are once again available... but since I don't
get them
free anymore, niether do you. $5 for a pair. Also scheduled for
BlackHawk
are "cheatin' dog", "scared shitless", and "driver has no cash".
Flounder
(Locked, loaded, and out of town until late Thursday night...)
----- Original Message -----
From: Gary Speckman <speckman@coredcs.com>
To: Wm. Severin Thompson <wsthompson@thicko.com>
Sent: Friday, June 09, 2000 7:21 AM
Subject: Re: Fw: BHF
> G@home, working....searchin for a life.
> and...instead of cussin me out for not racin at BHF, you should be
counting
> yer fuckin blessings, Pallyboy. Your ass is gonna be SO sore by
time Indy
> rolls around...you fucking fuck.
>
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