The jeweler, the counselor and the engineer will be there, but the engineer has
to quit polishing bolts and make the Landar run.
Fitz
"Wm. Severin Thompson" wrote:
> To all,
>
> Yee hah, it's racin' season! What do we have to be happy about? Hmmmm...
> let's see. Jeff Gordon isn't winning everything. Indy's this weekend, and I
> want that 19 year old chick that's in the race to be a Thicko team member.
> Flounder's bought the Primack's enclosed trailer... movin' upscale don't ya
> know. (Same old shitty car though...) Speckman's still got his "cheatin'
> dog" motor in the car. Rick (formerly known as) "Smokey" Dunleavy has a new
> name... "Flat Dick", because he stepped on it. If you see me bring the same
> chick twice to a race (pay attention here Dunleavy), it means she passed the
> audition. Craig "Eddie Haskell" Bielat is now "online"... catch him in all
> the wanker chat rooms. Jim "Elmo Mancini" Donato is chasing the Capitalist
> Pig dream, makin' cheater parts. The "Grenade" thinks that since he got
> through one 1/2 race weekend without blowing up... he ought to get a new
> nickname. Jack "uncle Jack" Drews and Bill "Slowhand... I don't play no damn
> chords" Dalton has produced a bootleg Thicko Band tape (my attorneys are
> investigating).
>
> I've aired up the tires twice on the Red Rat Bastard. Other than welding the
> sway bar mount back on, it's race ready (in other words, I haven't done shit
> to it...).
>
> So, who's coming to Blackhawk?
>
> Flounder
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