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Subject: THE TOOL]
From: Gerard Chateauvieux <pixelsmith@gerardsgarage.com>
Date: Tue, 9 May 2000 11:40:03 -0700
>> > The Tool
>> > >  >>
>> > >  >>> > >>>><< >THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IN
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   RANGE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OF
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   8
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   INCHES
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   LONG.
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ENJOYED
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   BY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   MEMBERS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OF
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   BOTH
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SEXES.
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   LOOSELY,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   READY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FOR
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   INSTANT
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ACTION.
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   LITTLE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   HAIRY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THINGS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AT
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ONE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   END
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SMALL
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   INSERTED,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ALMOST
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ALWAYS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SOMETIMES
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   QUICKLY,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   INTO
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   A
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   WARM,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IT
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THRUST
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IN
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   DRAWN
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OUT
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AGAIN
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SUCCESSION,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OFTEN
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   QUICKLY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   BODILY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   MOVEMENTS.
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ANYONE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FOUND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   RECOGNIZE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   RHYTHMIC,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   PULSING
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   WELL
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   LUBRICATED
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   MOVEMENTS.
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   WHEN
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   BEHIND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   A
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   JUICY,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FROTHY,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   STICKY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   WHITE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   NEED
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   CLEANING
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FROM
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OUTER
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SOME
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OF
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FROM
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ITS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   LONG
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   GLISTENING
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   DONE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FLOWING
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AND
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   CLEANSING
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   EMENATING,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IT
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   RETURNED
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   TO
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ITS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FREELY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   FOR
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   YET
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ANOTHER
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   BIT
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OF
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ACTION,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   BRISTLING
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   CLIMAX
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   TWICE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OR
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THREE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   TIMES A
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   WHAT AM I???????
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   GUESSED,
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   ANSWER
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   TO
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   THE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   RIDDLE
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   IS
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   OWN..........
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   TOOTHBRUSH.........
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >
>> > >  >>> > >>>> >   what were you thinking you pervert!!!
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>> from none other than... my dentist

Gerard
>>
>



G G              Gerard Chateauvieux
 E A
  R R        pixelsmith@gerardsgarage.com
   A A
    R G          Pixelsmith  on  Duty
     D E
      S      http://www.gerardsgarage.com







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