Re: [Spridgets] L(A)JC

[<bjshov8@tx.rr.com>]

The small cruise ship has a magician and a trained talking parrot for the night 
club entertainment.  The magician does his tricks but the parrot has seen them 
all so he squaks to the audience where the various items are hidden when the 
magician makes them disappear.  One night the magician lights a cigarette for 
his trick but there is a gas leak in the ship and it blows up and sinks.  The 
magician is sitting in a lifeboat and the parrot says...  "OK I give up, where 
did you hide the ship?"


> > ... and the seats can be raised in a few minutes
> > on the rare occassions when we need to carry people.
> 
> OK, I will bite... Where DOES the plywood go at that point?
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