> >> Some of these are pretty good.
> >>
> >>
> >>>"....natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
> >>>
> >>>* Tom Clancy
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."
> >>>
> >>>* Sharon Stone
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
> >>>
> >>>* Steve Martin
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>
> >>>"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
> >>>you'd better have a good hand."
> >>>
> >>>* Woody Allen
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,
> >>>particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
> >>>
> >>>* Lynn Lavner
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------
> >>>"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> >>>undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
> >>>women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are
> >>>just grateful."
> >>>
> >>>*Robert De Niro
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
> >>>taxidermist."
> >>>
> >>>* Matt Barry
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
> >>>
> >>>* Camille Paglia
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> >>>unimportant."
> >>>
> >>>* George Burns
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------
> >>>"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
> >>>
> >>>* Rodney Dangerfield
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------
> >>>"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's
reading."
> >>>
> >>>* Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------
> >>>"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it, so I said
> >>>"Thyroid problem?'"
> >>>
> >>>* Arnold Schwarzenegger
> >>>----------------------------------------------
> >>>"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
> >>>Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
> >>>
> >>>* Tiger Woods
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
> >>>
> >>>* Jack Nicholson
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
> >>>he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
> >>>
> >>>* Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady. And you didn't think Barbara had
a
> >>>sense of humor!
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's
> >>>genitals through his wallet'."
> >>>
> >>>* Robin Williams
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
> >>>only time of the month that I can be myself."
> >>>
> >>>* Roseanne
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> >>>
> >>>* Billy Crystal
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> >>>having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> >>>swelling. So what's the problem?"
> >>>
> >>>* Dustin Hoffman
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I
> >>>know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
> >>>
> >>>* Jerry Seinfeld
>
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >>>"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
> >>>like and just give her a house."
> >>>
> >>>* Rod Stewart
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