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Re: Stupid human tricks

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Subject: Re: Stupid human tricks
Date: Fri, 2 Nov 2001 10:46:10 -0500
References: <v04210101b8085825420f@[163.246.48.154]> <3BE2B153.5B7EFA66@digitex.net>
Just got back from talking with the police and viewing both cars. 
Even though the officer agreed that the damages match, and even 
though a colleague of mine also saw the Mustang parked next to my car 
yesterday, since there are no witnesses to the actual hit, the police 
probably won't pursue the Mustang owner. Of course, the officer 
chastised me for not calling this in immediately. I didn't burden her 
with the news that I'd just pulled a double all-nighter to get two 
grants and two papers out the door and just was not up to dealing 
with more "issues". The officer also chastised me for having repaired 
the light cluster so quickly. I guess it's more important to be able 
to have a clear report than it is to have working brake lights and 
turn indicators. And of course, it's always important to blame the 
victim, too.

I took plenty of photos, tag number, and parking deck hang tag number 
before the officer arrived. Not that any of that will help on an 
official level. And, I guess I just need to take a deep breath and 
ask myself what's it worth to me to deal with this person on any 
level.

At 8:44 AM -0600 11/2/01, Brad Fornal wrote:
>TODAY, contact the police for hit and run, if they are to busy with donuts and
>coffee call you insurance co. Quickly before the Damn Ford is fixed. Take
>photographs of the damage to both cars for reference ASAP.
>If all else fails, wait a month or two (after the D.F. is fixed) and 
>pour brake
>fluid all over the fresh paint. Dot 3, as it is 
>cheaper................ or go to
>your pool supply store and buy some Muratic Acid............... OH Oh, get the
>granulated chlorine, put it on a paper plate, soak it in brake fluid 
>and slide it
>under the gas tank. Leave Quickly!! That stuff will self ignite and burn REAL
>hot, tough to put it out................... Um,    well,     just a couple of
>ideas...........................
>Just Fillin' In
>
>Jeff Boatright wrote:
>
> > Well, some doofus in a brand new Mustang hit my Sprite in the parking
> > deck last night.  Tore off the right rear tail lamp cover, scratched
> > the pain, and put a gouge right below the light cluster. I had all
> > the spares needed to fix, so that's done, but the body work will be a
> > pain. The same car is parked four slots over from mine this morning.
> > The damage to that car is much worse - a serious dent in the lower
> > "style" line and a ruined aluminum wheel with my car's red paint etch
> > into it. I must say, I find it comforting that the perpetrator was
> > more harmed by his/her stupidity and lack of talent.
> >
> > That notwithstanding, and because no note of apology was left, I must
> > think of an evil payback! Used kitty litter and Duco Cement come to
> > mind... :)
> >
> > Your ideas are solicited!
> >
> > Jeff


_____________________________________________________________
Jeffrey H. Boatright, PhD
Assistant Professor, Emory Eye Center, Atlanta, GA, USA
Senior Editor, Molecular Vision, http://www.molvis.org/molvis
mailto:jboatri@emory.edu



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