TODAY, contact the police for hit and run, if they are to busy with donuts and
coffee call you insurance co. Quickly before the Damn Ford is fixed. Take
photographs of the damage to both cars for reference ASAP.
If all else fails, wait a month or two (after the D.F. is fixed) and pour brake
fluid all over the fresh paint. Dot 3, as it is cheaper................ or go to
your pool supply store and buy some Muratic Acid............... OH Oh, get the
granulated chlorine, put it on a paper plate, soak it in brake fluid and slide
it
under the gas tank. Leave Quickly!! That stuff will self ignite and burn REAL
hot, tough to put it out................... Um, well, just a couple of
ideas...........................
Just Fillin' In
Jeff Boatright wrote:
> Well, some doofus in a brand new Mustang hit my Sprite in the parking
> deck last night. Tore off the right rear tail lamp cover, scratched
> the pain, and put a gouge right below the light cluster. I had all
> the spares needed to fix, so that's done, but the body work will be a
> pain. The same car is parked four slots over from mine this morning.
> The damage to that car is much worse - a serious dent in the lower
> "style" line and a ruined aluminum wheel with my car's red paint etch
> into it. I must say, I find it comforting that the perpetrator was
> more harmed by his/her stupidity and lack of talent.
>
> That notwithstanding, and because no note of apology was left, I must
> think of an evil payback! Used kitty litter and Duco Cement come to
> mind... :)
>
> Your ideas are solicited!
>
> Jeff
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