Okay, I can't stand it any longer.  A friend of my father's, Samuel
Evening, married a woman named Janet.
You don't get it?  Can you sing?
"Sam and Janet Evening" (you will meet a stranger, you will meet a
stranger, across a crowded room...)
Or how about this one: Joseph Wine (a friend of mine), married a Russian
woman named Jhenya (pronounced Gen-ya).  I asked him if she was taking
his last name, he said of course.  I laughed.  He didn't understand
untill I asked him to say her new name (Gen-ya Wine).  He cringed.
Chris K.
IfixMGs@aol.com wrote:
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> Regarding Real Lee  and others.....
> 
> An old  navy buddy of mine,  Richard Lee, is married a girl named Leigh.
> Another, whose name is Dick Lay (not Richard) is married to  Sandy....
>                                  Mark Childers
 
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