How about Denise and DeNephew for twins.....?
                        
    Sometimes it's stranger than fiction, and even more pathetic than a soap 
opera out there in the fringes...   A few years ago, I worked the ER/Acute 
Care Clinic at a kid's hospital... Thirteen year old mother brings her doll 
AND her newborn in for a checkup...
    "Okay, Mom, what's the baby's name?  
             "Which one?" 
     I started to say "The real one.." but I pointed at the wiggly one....
            "Oh, she be  Delicious.."
     "Can you spell that?"  I ask 
            "Not too good,  but I got's it here on a paper....
                Gets worse:
       "And your name, Mom?"
                "Latrina"
        And what's your doll's name
                "Bill.   Like in 'lectric Bill...."
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