You know...This is an opportunity to Bash the heck out
of Texas...there are plenty-o-Texas jokes...BUT out of
respect for the Texans in this list...I will
refrain...
:o)
Dan Dwelley
77 Midget
Alexandria, Va. (Exiled from Maine)
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> I
> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God
> went missing for six days.
> Eventually, Michael the archangel found him,
> resting on the seventh day.
> He inquired of God,
> "Where have you been?"
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and
> proudly pointed downwards=20
> through the clouds,
>
> "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
> "What is it?"
>
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life
> on it. I'm going to call
> it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
> balance."
>
> "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
> God explained, pointing to different parts of
> earth,
>
> "For example, northern Europe will be a place of
> great opportunity and
> wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor;
> the Middle East over
> there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed
> a continent of white
> people and over there is a continent of black
> people,
> " God continued, pointing to different countries.
>
> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while
> this one will be very cold
> and covered in ice."
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then
> pointed to a large land mass
> and said, "What's that one?"
>
> "Ah," said God. "That's Texas, the most glorious
> place on earth. There are
> beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and mountains.
> The people from Texas are
> going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
> they are going to be
> found traveling the world. They will be extremely
> sociable, hardworking
> and high achieving, and they will be known
> throughout the world as
> diplomats and carriers of peace."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
> proclaimed,
> "What about balance, God?" "You said there would
> be balance!"
>
> God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the
> stupid idiots I'm putting next
> to them in
> Louisiana."
>
>
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> =20
> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went
> missing for six days.
> Eventually, Michael the archangel found him,
> resting on the seventh day.
> He inquired of God,
> =20
> "Where have you been?"
> =20
> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
> pointed downwards=20
> through the clouds,
> =20
> "Look Michael, look what I've made."
> =20
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,=20
> =20
> "What is it?"
> =20
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on
> it. I'm going to call
> it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
> balance."
> =20
> "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
> =20
> God explained, pointing to different parts of
> earth,
> =20
> "For example, northern Europe will be a place of
> great opportunity and
> wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor;
> the Middle East over
> there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a
> continent of white
> people and over there is a=20
> continent of black people,"=20
> =20
> God continued, pointing to different countries.=20
> =20
> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
> one will be very cold
> and covered in ice."
> =20
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then
> pointed to a large land mass
> and said,=20
> =20
> "What's that one?"
> =20
> "Ah," said God. "That's Texas, the most glorious
> place on earth. There =
> are
> beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and mountains. The
> people from Texas are
> going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
> they are going to be
> found traveling the world. They will be extremely
> sociable, hardworking
> and high achieving, and they will be known
> throughout the world as
> diplomats and carriers of peace."
> =20
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
> proclaimed,
> =20
> "What about balance, God?" "You said there would be
> balance!"
> =20
> God replied wisely,
> =20
>
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