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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God,
"Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards=20
through the clouds,
"Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
"What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people,
" God continued, pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold
and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass
and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Texas, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and mountains. The people from Texas are
going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be
found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking
and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the stupid idiots I'm putting next
to them in
Louisiana."
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God,
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"Where have you been?"
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God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards=20
through the clouds,
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"Look Michael, look what I've made."
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Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,=20
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"What is it?"
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"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
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"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
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God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
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"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a=20
continent of black people,"=20
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God continued, pointing to different countries.=20
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"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold
and covered in ice."
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The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass
and said,=20
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"What's that one?"
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"Ah," said God. "That's Texas, the most glorious place on earth. There =
are
beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and mountains. The people from Texas are
going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be
found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking
and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
diplomats and carriers of peace."
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Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
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"What about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
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God replied wisely,
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"Wait until you see the stupid idiots I'm putting next to them in
Louisiana." >>
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God,
"Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards=20
through the clouds,
"Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,=20
"What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a=20
continent of black people,"=20
God continued, pointing to different countries.=20
"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold
and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass
and said,=20
"What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Texas, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and mountains. The people from Texas are
going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be
found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking
and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
"what about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely,
"Wait until you see the stupid idiots I'm putting next to them in
Louisiana." =20
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