You people have GOT to read this message.
It was forwarded to my son's VW list.
This also proves once again that our list and our listers are the Worlds
Best!
Caution, there is a bit of foul language in the following message from
the Volvo list. The ending gets real good.
> > > To: "Turbobricks Mailing List" <>
> > >
> > > On 01/07/99, ""kris" <>" wrote:
> > > > You might have to shorten the length of the westgate rod
> > >
> Mr. Kris: The word you are looking for is WASTEgate, not westgate.
> That's not just a spelling error, Kris--that's laziness. Laziness
> builds bad
> cars.
> > >
> > > > with mine.You also might already have a leak in your
> intercooler
> hoses,which
> > > > is bleeding off boost-i would look very closely into this
> before
> cranking up
> > > > the boost chances are you have a bad leak in one of the hoses.
> > >
> Wellnow. Aren't we suddenly the expert on leaks! Don't you think
> two
> weeks is an awfulgoshdarn short time in which to become so
> experienced in
> fixing leaks you were complaining about not being able to fix?
> > >
> > > > I purchased an '84 242 ti a little over a year ago and am just
> now
> > > > REALLY tinkering with it.
> > >
> You don't need to remind us of that! We *remember* your
> "tinkering"...with
> old pistons in a new motor...with several inexplicably-broken oil
> pumps...with nonworking door latches...
> > >
> > > > Anyway, I put a VDO boost pressure
> > > > gauge in and found much to my suprise I found that I was
> putting
> > > > out only 4 PSI.
> > >
> Gee whiz! What a surprise! Do you think those worn-out pistons in
> those
> worn-out (or freshly-bored) cylinders could be letting all your boost
> into
> the crankcase, causing all the oil leaks and smoking you've been
> bitching
> about lately?
> ...naaaaaaaaaah.
> > >
> > > > My guess is that the prior owner had but an
> > > > intercooler in it but never adjusted the wastegate.
> > >
> That, Kris, was not a sentence, although this time you spelled
> "wastegate" correctly. So what is it with you? Do you have
> intermittent
> incompetence that kicks in and out like a faulty overdrive? Or are
> you maybe
> just
> having a big joke on us all by pretending to be an imbecile and
> watching
> those of us who are charitable towards people with problems waste our
> time with you?
> > >
> > > > Well.. here I come along and find that I am WAY below a
> normal
> > >
> We know that already!
> > >
> > > > WAY below a normal boost pressure
> > >
> Oh...not the self-realization it seemed to be...
> > >
> > > > I put a good number of turns on the linkage and boost went up
> about
> > > > 3 PSI. About 2 weeks later, I decide to really crank on the
> pressure
> > > > and I adjusted it in even more. Much to my suprise the max
> boost
> > > > did not get any higher adjusted the linkage all the way down.
> That
> netted me
> > > > about 1 psi.
> > >
> So you're saying that several wrong settings gave you several wrong
> boost pressures. And your point would be...?
> > >
> > > > Anyone have any idea why I would be limited to 8 PSI
> > > > with the boost linkage basically cranked all the way down to
> max
> > > > pressure?
> > >
> BECAUSE THE PISTONS ARE WORN DOWN TO BLOODY STUMPS, YOU THUNDERING
> MORON!
> > >
> > > > Seems to me that I should be blowing the hoses off.
> > >
> Yes, you should be blowing off hoses. I imagine you'd do very well
> at
> blowing off hoses, considering all the blowing-off practice you
> obviously
> got during what was supposed to be your education.
> > >
> > > > Can someone send a clue my way?
> > >
> No, Kris, we cannot--As we say here in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't
> pour piss
> out of a boot with
> instructions on the heel. And do you know why that is so? It's
> because
> you're
> clueless, son! Completely clueless! You wouldn't have a clue if
> somebody
> *faxed* it to you!
> And what is more, you couldn't *get* a clue if you stripped naked and
> soaked your pallid hide in clue musk, then did the clue mating dance
> in
> a field full of horny clues during the height of clue mating season!
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the
> same species as
> you. Your life is a monument to stupidity. Try to edit your
> responses of
> unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your
> insight.
> The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to
> readers,
> but they will be able to access it more rapidly. And what meaning do
> you
> expect
> your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing,
> inexperienced
> opinion
> to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe
> that your
> tiny-fisted
> tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
> spinning
> rabidly in a
> circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? On a good day you're a
> half-wit.
> You remind
> me of dogshit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You
> have the
> personality of
> wallpaper. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You
> are
> degenerate,
> noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I
> despise
> everything
> about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how
> incredibly
> stupid you are.
> I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so
> stupid that
> it goes way
> beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
> You are
> trans-stupid
> stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even
> the
> neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity
> stupid.
> Blazing hot mid-day
> sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our
> entire
> galaxy emits
> in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing
> in our
> universe can really
> be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the
> original
> big bang of stupid.
> Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as
> to be
> beyond
> the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This
> is an
> epiphany of stupid for
> me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't
> have
> enough strength left
> to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about
> unimportant
> trivia, or any of
> the rest of this drivel. The only thing worse than your logic is
> your
> manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't
> really say
> anything. Your attempt
> at creativity was pitiful. Maybe later in life, after you have
> learned to
> read, write, spell, and count,
> you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that
> many of
> us normal
> people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
> But we
> sometimes
> forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find
> these things
> more difficult. If
> I had known that this was your casethen I would have never read your
> post. It
> just wouldn't have
> been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
> the best
> of luck in the emotional
> and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>
> NOW PISS OFF!!!
>
> Paddy O'Phuerntshur
> Las Trevlas, TX
> '81 242GT B230ET "specially modified"
> '81 245GT B230ET "Did it come from the factory like that?"
> '82 242GT waiting for special modifications...snicker...
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