Jeff Boatright wrote:
> There was a beer magnates' conference in town, and the owner of Budweiser,
> Coors, and Guinness found themselves sharing a table at a post-meeting
> party. The waiter comes up to take drink orders. Mr. Annheiser says, "I'll
> have the King of Beers - give me a Budweiser!" Mr. Coors says, "I'll have a
> beer made from the cool, clear waters of the Rockies - give me a Coors!"
> Mr. Guinness coughs politely and says, "I'll have a Coke, please." The
> other two are shocked: "You won't even have a drink with us?!" To which he
> replies, "Well, I thought that as you chaps hadn't ordered beer, we must be
> in one of those 'dry' counties you Americans seem to be so fond of..."
I learned the joke with a differnt punchline: "Well, if you two
gentlemen aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I."
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