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REASONS TO REPLACE YOUR OLD BRITISH CAR

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Subject: REASONS TO REPLACE YOUR OLD BRITISH CAR
From: rfeibusch1@earthlink.net (Richard Feibusch)
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 16:57:38 -0700
REASONS TO REPLACE YOUR OLD BRITISH CAR

Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.

15-minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.

When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield
for you?"

Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".

While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if
anyone was hurt.

For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom'
noises while in the driveway.

You keep losing dates on left turns.

Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning
tie-ups.

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