Neil;
We had a funny DUI here in the Pittsburgh area a few years ago
A drunk ran a red light and T-boned a police car---the cop wasn't hurt and
immediately turned on his flashing red & blue lights. That's when the drunk
staggered out of his car and said to the cop: "Holy Shit--how did you guys
get here so fast?"
Lance
----- Original Message -----
From: "Albaugh, Neil" <albaugh_neil@ti.com>
To: <land-speed@autox.team.net>
Sent: Monday, April 12, 2004 6:30 PM
Subject: RE: Kids racing
> Wes;
>
> I may have told this story before so forgive me.....it sure sounds
> similar to what happened to your friend Stan.
>
> One of the fellows who I worked with at the Green Bank Observatory lived
> on the outside of a 90 degree curve in the county road. One snowy winter
> evening he, his wife, and their guests had just finished dinner when
> there was a loud crash and a Buick came through their living room wall.
>
> Just as they were recovering from their shock of this unwelcome
> intrusion, the dust cleared and the driver staggered out of the Buick,
> looked around, and said "Let's see whose fault this was..."
>
> It was one of the funnier DUIs that the sheriff had seen.
>
> Regards, Neil Tucson, AZ
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