At the Detroit region driver's school a couple years back, I was working on 
my best (and last) run of the day in my tail-happy DSP Mustang.  As it 
crossed the lights, the car spun, and I wound up sitting in the exit 
sideways.  Having resigned myself to ruining my best run of the day, I was 
ready to pull away before the next car came through when I noticed everyone 
standing around was frantically waving and yelling at me to back up.  I 
remember thinking, "What does it matter which way I go as long as I get out 
of the way....Unless I'm sitting on a cone!"  I backed up, and the crowd 
cheered.  As I picked up my timeslip, the worker incredulously told me how I 
had a cone wedged under my nose at an extreme angle, and how backing up 
righted the cone.  
Rick Hendricks
 
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