11. And let's not forget that this is the 75th (make that a platinum
chain please) anniversary of the Triumph automobile!
Alan (bitter? me? I'm not bitter!) Myers
San Jose, Calif.
'62 TR4 #CT17602
MHKitchen@aol.com wrote:
> With apologies to Letterman.....
>
> 10. 100,000+ Porsche drivers all trying to get the 1 parking place in
> front
> of the Rio Grille.
> 9. Could not get the gold chain concession franchise for the weekend.
>
> 8. Thought the 90-day minimum hotel stay at Motel 6 a bit excessive.
> 7. Heard Tarpy's was being converted into a Bier Garten.
> 6. Thought $40 entry fee to Concours Italiano (the formerly free
> concours)
> was a bit excessive for a picnic with no food included.
> 5. After beating them all season, couldn't find any Porsche racers
> willing to
> give me an extra crew pass.
> 4. Heard the commemorative event polo shirts were really lederhosen
> this
> year.
> 3. Couldn't remember my favorite Porsche joke with the punch line,
> "everybody
> has one".
> 2. Just found out they're not celebrating the 50 years of Lotus.
>
> and, the Number One reason, I won't be in Monterey this weekend (or
> any other
> HMSA weekend)....
>
> 1. Just two words, Steve Earle......
>
> Myles H. Kitchen
> 1965 Lotus (celebrating 50 years of Lotus) Cortina Mk1 #128
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MZ
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