(from a fiend... I mean friend)
* American cars are designed by engineers
to be worked on by idiots.
* British cars are designed by idiots
to be worked on by engineers.
* Italian cars are designed by lunatics
to be worked on by fanatics.
* German cars are designed by scientists
to be worked on by computers.
* French cars are designed by nobody
to be worked on by bureaucrats.
* Japanese cars are designed by committees
to be worked on by midgets.
* Russian cars are designed by the government
to keep the proletariat employed and then
thrown away to pollute the environment.
--
Douglas Frank Compaq Computer Corp.
ZKO 110 Spit Brook Rd. The older I get,
603-884-0501 Nashua, NH USA 03062 the better I was.
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