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["Sumner Weisman" <sweisman@gis.net>]

I couldn't resist sending this along.

Sumner Weisman 

Oil Shortages
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 There are a lot of people who can't understand how we came to 
 have an oil shortage here in the USA. 
  
 Well, there's a very simple answer....nobody bothered to check 
 the oil.   We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for
 that is purely geographical. All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, 
Alaska,  etc. 
  
 All the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.