WHY I Never ! How dare post such an offensive post like this!
just kidding
----- Original Message -----
From: Douglas Frank <frank@zk3.dec.com>
To: Triumphcars <Triumphcars@onelist.com>; Triumphs
<triumphs@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, September 07, 1999 2:24 PM
Subject: Oh Canada (*absolutely* NO lbc content)
>
> plagarized from sfwriter@sympatico.ca (via r.h.f):
>
> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
> Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
> He inquired of God, "Where have You been?"
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
> through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call
> it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
>
> "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
> Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
> Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a
> hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over
there
> is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different
> countries. This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
> very cold and covered in ice."
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass
> in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
>
> "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth.
> There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite
> coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and
> humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be
> extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be
known
> throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going
to
> give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired
> and feared by all who come across them."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about
> balance, God. You said there will be BALANCE!"
>
> God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm
> putting next to them."
>
>
> --
> Douglas Frank Compaq Computer Corp.
> ZKO 110 Spit Brook Rd.
> DTN 264-0501 Nashua, NH USA 03062
>
>
> Bet they even eat their vegetables up there.
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