---New TR8
A fellow finished restoring a nice TR8 with all the high performance
options and was on the highway for a nice late evening test drive. The top
was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he
decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 85 mph, he suddenly saw
flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch THIS TR8," he thought to himself and lit the
afterburners! The needle hit 90, 100...120...
Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he
thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without
a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the
13th. I really don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an
excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, I might let you go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a
cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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