Don't plan any trips to Arkansas in the near future! 8^)
kevin huff wrote:
>
>
> This is the Unofficial World Wide Activities Thermometer, based on
> stereotypes and geographical generalizations by temperature.
>
> Air Temperatures:
>
> 60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.
>
> 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat. Hawaiians put on
> parkas
>
> 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
>
> 40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians shiver
> uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming.
>
> 35 degrees - Italians cars don't start.
>
> 32 degrees - Water freezes.
>
> 30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia.
>
> 25 degrees - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably,
> Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming.
>
> 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New
> York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther
> south.
>
> 15 degrees - French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in
> your bed with you.
>
> 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
>
> 5 degrees - American cars don't start.
>
> 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
>
> -10 degrees - German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you
> step outside.
>
> -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an
> igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents
> cease to exist.
>
> -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you,
> politicians actually do something about the homeless,
> Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start.
>
> -25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get
> the driver going.
>
> -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't
> start.
>
> -40 degrees - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top
> button, Canadians put on sweater, your car helps you plan your
> trip South.
>
> -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the
> bathroom window.
>
> -80 degrees - Polar bears move South, Green Bay Packer (and
> Buffalo Bills) fans order hot cocoa at the game.
>
> -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
>
> -100 degrees - Hell freezes over, Clinton finally tells all.
>
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Michael Ferguson
Vernon CT
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