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Subject: Non-LBC,but Brit. Humor
From: "David J. Stephenson" <daves96@concentric.net>
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 10:19:42 -0800
The British Military writes Officer Fitness Reports (OFR's).
The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206.
The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"
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*       His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
*       I would not breed from this Officer.
*       This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't-be.
*       When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there.
*       He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his
entire
satisfaction.
*       He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
*       Technically sound, but socially impossible.
*       This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always
spinning
around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
*       This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
*       When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny;
since then he has aged considerably.
*       This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from

port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
*       Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started
to
dig.
*       She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.
*       He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
*       This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the
better.
*       In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below
250
feet.
*       The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
*       Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a
rat
in a trap
*       This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.


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