Sumner Weisman wrote:
>
> Malcolm,
>
> George Carlin's words are good. However, I'm going to divulge to you
> "Weisman's Theory of Bad Drivers". I have been studying the subject for
> years, and have never published it before. You heard it here first. Once
> you and the other listers think about it, I am confident that you will
> concur.
>
> Weisman's First Law of Bad Drivers:
>
> Whenever you are in a long line of cars that is being held up by someone
> going 25 mph in a 55 zone, the offending driver will always be a little old
> guy wearing a hat.
>
> Notes: 1. It doesn't matter what kind of a hat. It may be a cap, fedora,
> or whatever.
>
> 2. Usually, the guy can't see over the dashboard.
>
> 3. Old guys not wearing hats drive like you and me. Only those with
>hats
> drive slow enough to hold up all the traffic.
>
> Sumner Weisman
> 62 TR-3B
>
Sumner,you are only partially correct.In Texas on I10 between Houston
and Beaumont it is always old women with blue hair, usually driving a
Cadillac.
Stu
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