Joe,
The guys I'm talking about don't drive open cars! (I wear one too when
driving the Triumph.)
Sumner
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> From: Joe Curry <spitlist@gte.net>
> To: Sumner Weisman <sweisman@gis.net>
> Subject: Re: Bad Drivers
> Date: Monday, July 20, 1998 5:48 PM
>
> Sumner,
> What about those of us who wear hats(caps) only to keep the wind from
> beating us todeath with our own hair? That only happens at speeds far
> exceeding 25mph.
>
> Joe
>
> Sumner Weisman wrote:
> >
> > Malcolm,
> >
> > George Carlin's words are good. However, I'm going to divulge to you
> > "Weisman's Theory of Bad Drivers". I have been studying the subject
for
> > years, and have never published it before. You heard it here first.
Once
> > you and the other listers think about it, I am confident that you will
> > concur.
> >
> > Weisman's First Law of Bad Drivers:
> >
> > Whenever you are in a long line of cars that is being held up by
someone
> > going 25 mph in a 55 zone, the offending driver will always be a little
old
> > guy wearing a hat.
> >
> > Notes: 1. It doesn't matter what kind of a hat. It may be a cap,
fedora,
> > or whatever.
> >
> > 2. Usually, the guy can't see over the dashboard.
> >
> > 3. Old guys not wearing hats drive like you and me. Only those
with hats
> > drive slow enough to hold up all the traffic.
> >
> > Sumner Weisman
> > 62 TR-3B
> >
> > Date: Sun, 19 Jul 1998 11:09:29 -0700 (PDT)
> > From: Malcolm Walker <walker05@camosun.bc.ca>
> > Subject: Humour Sunday (fwd)
> >
> > This came through to me, seemed appropriate...
> >
> > - ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
> >
> > and anyone going faster than you is a moron."
> >
> > - George Carlin
>
> --
> "If you can't excel with talent, triumph with effort."
>
> -- Dave Weinbaum in National Enquirer
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