I'm sorry, I always thought the marmot was some sort of MG; the MG
Marmot.
Andy
On 01/19/98 10:29 AM Tory Johnson said...
>I have some kind of animal living in my gear-box.....It farts everytime
>i downshift to 2nd gear.....Could this posssibly be a marmot trying to
>let me know something is wrong?
>
>Troy Johnson
>78 SpitJames wrote:
>>
>> The marmot stems from a long drinking session, down the
>> pub, where we go onto the problem of how to find our way,
>> home. Thus (in brief) we concluded that a geo-stationery
>> hampster atached your watch by a peace of string above your
>> house would help you to locate home. These were launched
>> into space by paralised snakes (to much gin), with marmots
>> as the ground crew.
>>
>> They are actualy brown fury creatures, rabit sized. I first
>> saw them when I was on a mountin in Austrea.
>>
>> After I found out what they realy are. They are the creatures
>> that they make Marmite from. They do infact look like a jar
>> of Marmite.
>>
>> In the above pub conversation I also found out why cars squeel
>> when you go round corners to fast. There are littel bugs that
>> live in the tread of your tires. They are known as Gum Bugs,
>> they have legs that hook into the tread, and very long and
>> sticky toungs. There job is to stick on the road with there
>> toungs, and hold the car on the road. When you go round to fast
>> they start to loose grip, and screem to let you know you are
>> going to fast. :-)
>>
>> --
>> James Carpenter
>> Yellow '79 spit wired by a trained marmot
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