I have some kind of animal living in my gear-box.....It farts everytime
i downshift to 2nd gear.....Could this posssibly be a marmot trying to
let me know something is wrong?
Troy Johnson
78 SpitJames wrote:
>
> The marmot stems from a long drinking session, down the
> pub, where we go onto the problem of how to find our way,
> home. Thus (in brief) we concluded that a geo-stationery
> hampster atached your watch by a peace of string above your
> house would help you to locate home. These were launched
> into space by paralised snakes (to much gin), with marmots
> as the ground crew.
>
> They are actualy brown fury creatures, rabit sized. I first
> saw them when I was on a mountin in Austrea.
>
> After I found out what they realy are. They are the creatures
> that they make Marmite from. They do infact look like a jar
> of Marmite.
>
> In the above pub conversation I also found out why cars squeel
> when you go round corners to fast. There are littel bugs that
> live in the tread of your tires. They are known as Gum Bugs,
> they have legs that hook into the tread, and very long and
> sticky toungs. There job is to stick on the road with there
> toungs, and hold the car on the road. When you go round to fast
> they start to loose grip, and screem to let you know you are
> going to fast. :-)
>
> --
> James Carpenter
> Yellow '79 spit wired by a trained marmot
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