Musta been on a Jaguar list. My apologies if it was on this one, and my
apologies to any blondes.
A blond pushes her XJ-6 into her mechanics shop, and reports that it won't
even start.
The mechanic futzes around under the hood for about 15 minutes. He then
starts her right up, and the cat is just purring.
"So what's the deal?, asks the blond excitedly.
"Oh, just crap in the carburetor", the mechanic replies.
Answers the blond - "Ewwww! How often do I have to do THAAAT??"
Ba-dum....
Chris
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-tigers@autox.team.net [mailto:owner-tigers@autox.team.net]On
Behalf Of James Barrett
Sent: Monday, March 11, 2002 10:23 PM
To: Chris Thompson
Cc: tigers@autox.team.net
Subject: RE: Missing
At 09:39 PM 3/11/2002 -0500, you wrote:
>Was it this list, or another, that had the blond joke about crap in the
>carburetor?
>
>If it was this one, then you have got your response. If not, then let me
>know....
>
>Chris
Guess I didn't see any blond joke about crap in carb.
However I once was stopped on the side of the road because an
ant plugged up a main jet. Also have had teflon tape pieces
plug up main jets on my Tiger as well as various gasket fragments.
Had a single grain of sand get into the metering block of a Holly.
Wouldn't idle until I squarted carb cleaner down the air vents.
Was only a temporary fix. Finally replaced the carb because I
couldn't get that single grain of sand out.
James Barrett Tiger II 351C and others
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