At 11:23 PM 4/2/2000 -0500, you wrote:
>This came from a Mustang list, thought you guys mights enjoy it:
>
>You know you have too much horsepower when...
>
>You can't drive your car in the rain
>
>Your significant other refused to ride in the car
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>You are afraid to drive your car
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>You spend more money on tires than on food
>
>You look in a highway patrol car and see a pic of your car taped to the
>dash
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>Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you
>
>You are tempted to wear your firesuit just to drive to the office
>
>You get pulled over for doing 155 mph, but the cops will let you off if
>"they can look under the hood"
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>You remove your $2000 stereo to save 6 lbs of weight
>
>You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challange
>
>Your face looks like you are riding in a NASA centrifuge when you let
>out the clutch
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>You pop the parachute on the way to get milk and bread
>
>Fuel is delivered to your house---in 55 gal drums
>
>You discover that outside mirrors and windshield trim can tear away at
>145 mph
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>And finally, your fuel pump flows enough to water the local golf course
>
Do not agree!. I do my own work so the mechanic is out of luck.
James Barrett Tiger II 351C and others
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