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Too Much Horsepower

To: tigers@autox.team.net
Subject: Too Much Horsepower
From: Mark & Carla Meswarb <mmeswarb@itexas.net>
Date: Sun, 02 Apr 2000 23:23:46 -0500
This came from a Mustang list, thought you guys mights enjoy it:

You know you have too much horsepower when...

You can't drive your car in the rain

Your significant other refused to ride in the car

You are afraid to drive your car

You spend more money on tires than on food

You look in a highway patrol car and see a pic of your car taped to the
dash

Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you

You are tempted to wear your firesuit just to drive to the office

You get pulled over for doing 155 mph, but the cops will let you off if
"they can look under the hood"

You remove your $2000 stereo to save 6 lbs of weight

You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challange

Your face looks like you are riding in a NASA centrifuge when you let
out the clutch

You pop the parachute on the way to get milk and bread

Fuel is delivered to your house---in 55 gal drums

You discover that outside mirrors and windshield trim can tear away at
145 mph

And finally, your fuel pump flows enough to water the local golf course

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