This came from a Mustang list, thought you guys mights enjoy it:
You know you have too much horsepower when...
You can't drive your car in the rain
Your significant other refused to ride in the car
You are afraid to drive your car
You spend more money on tires than on food
You look in a highway patrol car and see a pic of your car taped to the
dash
Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you
You are tempted to wear your firesuit just to drive to the office
You get pulled over for doing 155 mph, but the cops will let you off if
"they can look under the hood"
You remove your $2000 stereo to save 6 lbs of weight
You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challange
Your face looks like you are riding in a NASA centrifuge when you let
out the clutch
You pop the parachute on the way to get milk and bread
Fuel is delivered to your house---in 55 gal drums
You discover that outside mirrors and windshield trim can tear away at
145 mph
And finally, your fuel pump flows enough to water the local golf course
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