tiger technologies wrote:
>
> >Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 11:36:07 -0700
> >To: Bob Palmer <rpalmer@ames.ucsd.edu>
> >From: tiger technologies <tartanad@popd.ix.netcom.com>
> >Subject: Re: More SAC
> >
> >Mr. Palmer:
> >Are you $#%*&^ nuts or what? Why not find another audience for your BS,
> time consuming, illiterate postings. in other words, GET A LIFE!
> >Jeff/TT
> >At 09:41 AM 7/10/98 -0700, you wrote:
> >>Gentlemen,
> >>
> >>Dr. Palmer as asked me to represent him in this legal matter. In addition
> >>to your tort, I should inform you that several other parties are also
> >>claiming related injuries, including Messrs. Hall, Martin, Akuszewski, Ms.
> >>K. Foster, several owners of recently "TAC'd" vintage automobiles known as
> >>"Sunbeam Tigers", and the entire membership of an auto enthusiasts club
> >>know as "STOA". In the interests of efficiency, it is suggested that this
> >>matter be handled as a class action suit.
> >>
> >>Since the basis of your complaints are that Dr. Palmer has slandered you
> >>publicly by distorting the truth, I anticipate that most of you will be
> >>subpoenaed for your depositions in the initial discovery phase, the purpose
> >>of which is to determine the true and complete facts relating to the
> >>incidents described in Dr. Palmer's e-mail communications under the subject
> >>"SAC" and variations thereof. We may allow some of you (e.g., Mr. C. Cobb)
> >>to give their depositions via electronic mail because of the distances
> >>involved.
> >>
> >>I must also inform you that any further threats to Dr. Palmer of physical
> >>harm or public humiliation will be taken as grounds for a counter-suit.
> >>
> >>Litigiously yours,
> >>
> >>Roscoe B. Tratin
> >>Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
> >>
> >>
> >>At 04:12 PM 7/8/98 +0100, Steve Laifman wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>A day late, and a dollar short, I'm afraid. The slander and liable suits
> >>have
> >>>already been filed. I believe the injured patties might accept a
> >>>settlement, offered in good faith. Say 16 oz. each of folding money, 90
> >>proof
> >>>whiskey, and rare flesh (animal not cannibal). A public ritual
>humiliation,
> >>>involving domesticated animals, might be added for lack of promptness.
> >>>
> >>>Steve (Assigned Arbitrator)
> >>>--
> >>>Steve Laifman < One first kiss, >
> >>>B9472289 < one first love, and >
> >>> < one first win, is all >
> >>> < you get in this life. >
> >>>
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> >>
> >>
> >
Speaking for myself Jeff/TT, I would rather read the humorous messages
of Dr. Palmer et al than the vituperative whinnings of Rah-moan. I'm in
a much better frame of mind when I hit the delete key.
keith ballard
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