>Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 11:36:07 -0700
>To: Bob Palmer <rpalmer@ames.ucsd.edu>
>From: tiger technologies <tartanad@popd.ix.netcom.com>
>Subject: Re: More SAC
>
>Mr. Palmer:
>Are you $#%*&^ nuts or what? Why not find another audience for your BS,
time consuming, illiterate postings. in other words, GET A LIFE!
>Jeff/TT
>At 09:41 AM 7/10/98 -0700, you wrote:
>>Gentlemen,
>>
>>Dr. Palmer as asked me to represent him in this legal matter. In addition
>>to your tort, I should inform you that several other parties are also
>>claiming related injuries, including Messrs. Hall, Martin, Akuszewski, Ms.
>>K. Foster, several owners of recently "TAC'd" vintage automobiles known as
>>"Sunbeam Tigers", and the entire membership of an auto enthusiasts club
>>know as "STOA". In the interests of efficiency, it is suggested that this
>>matter be handled as a class action suit.
>>
>>Since the basis of your complaints are that Dr. Palmer has slandered you
>>publicly by distorting the truth, I anticipate that most of you will be
>>subpoenaed for your depositions in the initial discovery phase, the purpose
>>of which is to determine the true and complete facts relating to the
>>incidents described in Dr. Palmer's e-mail communications under the subject
>>"SAC" and variations thereof. We may allow some of you (e.g., Mr. C. Cobb)
>>to give their depositions via electronic mail because of the distances
>>involved.
>>
>>I must also inform you that any further threats to Dr. Palmer of physical
>>harm or public humiliation will be taken as grounds for a counter-suit.
>>
>>Litigiously yours,
>>
>>Roscoe B. Tratin
>>Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
>>
>>
>>At 04:12 PM 7/8/98 +0100, Steve Laifman wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>A day late, and a dollar short, I'm afraid. The slander and liable suits
>>have
>>>already been filed. I believe the injured patties might accept a
>>>settlement, offered in good faith. Say 16 oz. each of folding money, 90
>>proof
>>>whiskey, and rare flesh (animal not cannibal). A public ritual humiliation,
>>>involving domesticated animals, might be added for lack of promptness.
>>>
>>>Steve (Assigned Arbitrator)
>>>--
>>>Steve Laifman < One first kiss, >
>>>B9472289 < one first love, and >
>>> < one first win, is all >
>>> < you get in this life. >
>>>
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