Sorry, still no tiger content!
Where's the joke?
My version came up with "Unabridged"!?
Hang on, that was using the 'British' Thesaurus.......Let me try setting the
language to 'United States'.......
Now I get it!
Maybe this is why I miss the punchline on Steve Laifman's jokes.....I've got
the computer set to the wrong language!
Warwick Jones
UK
B9472805
-----Original Message-----
From: Cullen Bennett <Cullen_Bennett-P21988@email.mot.com>
To: Tigers <tigers@autox.team.net>
Date: 10 June 1998 19:33
Subject: Only of interest to those who use Microsoft Word 97 (No Tiger
Content)
>Hi again to all,
>This one is just too good to pass up. It crossed my desk this morning
>and I could not believe that someone actually found (or planted it
>there). If you don't have or use Word get someone who does to try it and
>let you know what it says.
>~~~~~~~~~~~
>Does Bill Gates have a problem we don't know about? A Viagra candidate?
>1. Open a new document in Word 97
>2. Type "Unable to follow directions" (without the quotes)
>3. Higlight the entire sentence you just typed
>4. Click Tools; Language; Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7 to open the
>thesaurus)
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Cullen in Tempe AZ (B9472658)
>
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