Two guys draw up to traffic lights, one in a Mini and the other in a
Rolls Royce. The guy in the Mini winds down his electric windows, not to
be outdone, the Rolls driver winds his down in reply.
The Mini driver then presses a button to unwind his sunroof, again the
Rolls driver does the same.
Next, the Mini driver presses a button which causes a double bed to
appear in the back of his car! The Rolls driver is amazed and watches in
disbelief as the Mini drives off from the green light.
Immediately, the Rolls driver goes round to his local garage and asks
for the instant-bed to be fitted to his car. The mechanic tells him it
will be very expensive. The Rolls driver insists it is fitted and does
not care about the cost.
A few weeks later he collects his car with the instant-bed fitted. He
spends hours driving around looking for the Mini. Eventually, he finds
it parked on a side street. Its windows are all steamed up and the car
is rocking.
The Rolls pulls up slowly, and he knocks on the window. After a short
pause the Mini driver's head pops out.
"What?", says the Mini driver.
"Watch this!", says the Rolls driver.
He then depresses the button and smirks proudly as a double bed
appears...
To which the Mini driver retorts, "You got me out of the shower to show
me that!?".
Cheers.
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