At 11:10 AM 7/10/97 PST, LeBrun@hii.hitachi.com wrote:
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> NEW SUNBEAM SHOW ANNOUNCED!
Cool!
>
> WHERE: using GPS, we'll find the EXACT center of the U.S.,
Continental?
>There will be no washing facilities, so your entry can
> stay dirty!
Wouldn't have it any other way!
>
> COST: $0.
Keeps sounding better all the time, eh Paul!
> Well, have we got surprises for you!
>
> 1) Instead of the same ol', avoid-the-cones, Grandma-speed
> Autocross, we're going to have a DEMOLITION DERBY!
> Yes, whoever has the strongest, meanest car at the end,
> still running, wins. In fact, all cars must be trailered
> home from this point, or are disqualified.
Uh, maybe I'll take the LTD... it has AC you know and it can get hot in
the plains.
> 2) And, no "swap-&-shop". We'll hav a SWAP & STOMP! Yes, can't
> sell that MKII grill for $1,200? No one wants your LAT #
> 9623, sec. B, trim-rings for $500?
> Well, bring everything you can't sell, we'll put it in a
> huge pile, and all stomp and destroy it until it's useless
> metal, ready for the scrap yard.
Yeah, it will be real great of you guys to let me stomp your stuff.
>Then like good hedonists,
> we'll pour our beer on the pile in tribute to fallen
> heroes, etc.
Nah, Ramon is right about that one.
>
> WE ONLY EXIST TO ENJOY OUR CARS! Repeat after me:" We only
> exist to...." >:)
>
> PML
And to stomp stuff!
Frank Marrone MK I Tiger B9471116
marrone@wco.com 1966 LTD
'79 Spitfire
Yamaha Seca 900
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